WE ARE SO COOKED!!

THIS WEEK ON NEWSSDADDYY!! 🥤🍿

#AI COOKING US — SORA, DEEPFAKES & DEAD ICONS
Sora AI is out here making Jake Paul convert to Islam in one clip and come out as gay in the next — and people are weaponising dead celebs. Zelda Williams and MLK’s daughter begged the internet to STOP sending AI videos of their parents. Major creators (MrBeast, Casey Neistat, Kurzgesagt) are calling this terrifying — is democratized creativity now a moral dumpster fire? We play the clips, cry a little, and ask: are we cooked? #Sora2 #AIdeepfakes

LA FIRES GUY — ARREST IN PACIFIC PALISADES
Police arrested 29-year-old Jonathan Rinderknecht, accused of starting the Pacific Palisades fire on Jan 1. Allegedly he filmed firefighters, listened to arson-themed rap on loop, and even generated a burning-city image on ChatGPT. The LA fires did catastrophic damage — estimates up to $130 BILLION in losses. If convicted of destruction (and worse, if deat tied to it) he could face decades-to-life. Wild. #LAFires #Arson

GAZA PEACE PLAN — PHASE ONE AGREED
Hamas and Israel reportedly agreed on a Phase One deal — hostages, prisoner exchanges, troop withdrawals, and a daily flow of aid trucks. The note caught on camera (yeah, Marco Rubio’s note to Trump) made this feel different — because Trump wanted to announce it first. Are we finally at a real ceasefire or another fragile pause? We break down what Phase One actually says and what comes next. #GazaCeasefire #MiddleEast

NOBEL PEACE PRIZE — MARÍA MACHADO TAKES IT
This year’s Nobel goes to Venezuelan opposition leader María Machado — praised for defending democracy while living under threat. Trump fans mad? You bet. We read the reaction, the politics, and why nominations closed months ago (so don’t rage just yet). #NobelPeacePrize #MariaMachado

NZ HAKA — PARLIAMENT SUSPENDED (AGAIN)
New Zealand MPs and the public gallery busted out a Haka during parliament — despite the Speaker’s plea. This time it was a welcome for a new Māori-party MP, but chaos and suspension followed. Cute show of support or over-the-top parliamentary drama? You decide.

RAPID FIRE

RONALDO = FIRST BILLIONAIRE FOOTBALLER — Cristiano tops $1B on Bloomberg’s tally. Messi? Still only around $850M. #Ronaldo

STRANGER THINGS 5 = EPIC MOVIE EPISODES? — Rumours: 8 episodes, 90–120 mins each, monstrous budgets per episode. #StrangerThings

CALIFORNIA BANS LOUD ADS — No more jumpy ad volume. Governor Newsom says folks asked for this. Needed or overreach? #Ads

DRAKE LAWSUIT DISMISSED — His defamation suit over Kendrick Lamar lyrics got tossed. Judge called it opinion. Ouch. #Drake

NORTH KOREA 80TH — Kim’s big military parade and invited dignitaries. Party time with rockets. #NorthKorea

NEWSDADDY CIVIL WAR — Petitioners vs Petitionless. The comments are in flames and someone started a petition to END petitions. I’ll draft a 20-point peace plan for the Empire over the weekend. #NewsDaddy

00:00 – INTRODUCING
00:47 – AI SLOP
05:30 – LA FIRES UPDATE
08:44 – GAZA PEACE DEAL UPDATE
09:18 – FOG MACHINE BETRAYAL
13:31 – NOBEL PEACE PRIZE
15:47 – HAKA
17:10 – RAPID FIRE NEWS
17:02 – RONALDO W
18:06 – STRANGER THINGS SEASON 5
19:11 – ILLEDAL ADS
20:02 – NOT LIKE US
20:48 – Happy Birthday Kimmy
22:23 – Civil war in the empire….