They Kept This Quiet…

THIS WEEK ON NEWSSDADDYYY!! 🥤🍿

All the madness in one wild video — TRUMP’S NEW WHITE HOUSE BALLROOM (AND WHO PAID FOR IT), JUSTIN BIEBER GOES FULL-TIME STREAMER, MOSQUITOES IN ICELAND (WHAT!?), THE WORLD’S MOST POWERFUL WOMAN, A POSSIBLE CURSE ON THE LOUVRE JEWELS (TORNADO VISUALS PLEASE), A GIRL WHO FAKED HER ENTIRE PREGNANCY — and yeh, so much more. Below are the headlines + the receipts. Big, messy, and deliciously chaotic.

YOUTUBE PAYING FOR TRUMP’S WHITE HOUSE BALLROOM

You heard right — TRUMP settled lawsuits with social platforms after Jan 6, and YouTube (Alphabet) is one of the donors that helped fund his mega-BALLROOM project. He’s demolishing parts of the White House, adding gold accents, paving over gardens, and even planning an “ARC DE TRUMP” in DC. People are furious, people are fascinated — either way he’s writing his name on the skyline. KEYWORDS: TRUMP, WHITE HOUSE, BALLROOM, YOUTUBE, ALPHABET.

CRAZY LOUVRE HEIST — “THEFT OF THE DECADE”

Real-life Money Heist: thieves used a crane/lift, spent ~4 minutes inside, smashed cases and escaped on MOTORBIKES with EIGHT pieces of France’s royal JEWELRY — priceless items, historical value off the charts. Prosecutors put the damage in the tens of millions (economic estimate ~€88M) and the race to recover them is on — if police don’t find the loot fast it could be melted, broken up or gone forever. KEYWORDS: LOUVRE, JEWEL HEIST, NAPOLEON, ROYAL JEWELS.

AND THEN A TORNADO HIT NEAR PARIS (WILD TIMING)

Just days after the heist a RARE TORNADO ripped through a Paris suburb — cranes fell, people injured and one person unalived. People are joking about cursed jewels — use that tornado B-roll when you say “CURSED!” — but the reality: it’s a tragic, uncanny twist in a week France won’t forget. KEYWORDS: PARIS TORNADO, ERMONT, CRANES, NATURAL DISASTER.

JUSTIN BIEBER — FULL-TIME STREAMER MODE

Bieber pulled up to TWITCH with a proper studio, insane set (table tennis, skate ramps, music room) and said he’s streaming “pretty much every day.” His first stream pulled huge numbers and racked up tens of thousands of new subscribers — celebs are validating the creator era. If mega-stars go live, the platform game just changed. KEYWORDS: JUSTIN BIEBER, TWITCH, STREAMING, CELEB STREAMS.

MOSQUITOES FOUND IN ICELAND FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER

Iceland — long one of the few mosquito-free places left — just recorded specimens after an intense heatwave. Climate change making new habitats for pests: small story, huge implication. KEYWORDS: ICELAND, MOSQUITOES, CLIMATE CHANGE.

WORLD’S MOST POWERFUL WOMAN — NEW JAPAN PM

Sanae Takaichi is now Japan’s first female prime minister — conservative, hawkish on defense, and suddenly a major global player running the world’s 5th-largest economy. Big geopolitical vibes and a new power map to watch. KEYWORDS: SANAETAKAICHI, JAPAN, PRIME MINISTER, GLOBAL POLITICS.

SHE FAKED A PREGNANCY — AND FOOLING EVERYONE

Insane local story: a young woman in Scotland faked a pregnancy with a prosthetic bump, fake scans, a gender reveal and even used a hyper-realistic “Reborn” doll as the baby — she fooled family and the claimed father, then confessed. It’s heartbreaking and wild. KEYWORDS: FAKE PREGNANCY, REBORN DOLL, SCOTLAND.

SIM FARM Takedown — 49 MILLION FAKE ACCOUNTS

Operation SIMCARTEL: Europol & partners smashed a massive SIM-farm operation that powered MILLIONS of fake online accounts — 1,200 SIM boxes, 40,000 SIMs seized, and arrests made. This is where a lot of scam calls and botnets come from. KEYWORDS: SIM FARM, OPERATION SIMCARTEL, EUROPOL, CYBERCRIME.

RAPID FIRE (QUICK HITS)

Joe Rogan floated Trump running for California governor. KEYWORDS: JOE ROGAN, TRUMP.

Another person claims ChatGPT helped them pick winning lottery numbers (we’re skeptical).

00:00 – Introducing
00:56 – THE WHITE HOUSE SITUATION
04:31 – NEW STREAMER
07:16 – WTFF
11:05 – FRANCE UPDATE
14:09 – JAPAN
15:13 – FRANCE AGAIN
16:52 – TRUMPS ICE UPDATE
17:51 – WHIPPINGS
19:00 – RAPID FIRE NEWS