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🇳🇬 TRUMP THREATENS NIGERIA “GUNS-A-BLAZING”
Donald Trump says the U.S. might go to war with Nigeria. Yeah, seriously. In a new post, he claimed there’s a “mass slaughter of Christians” happening — and warned the Nigerian government to “move fast.”
But how true is it? We break down what’s actually happening in Nigeria, the role of Boko Haram, and how even Nicki Minaj got dragged into this one.
→ Keywords: Trump Nigeria war, Boko Haram, religious freedom, Nicki Minaj Nigeria, Tinubu Trump statement

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🚀 KIM KARDASHIAN VS NASA
Kim Kardashian said the moon landing is fake… and NASA actually replied.
In 2025, we’ve officially reached “celebs vs space agencies” territory. We go over Kim’s wild comments from The Kardashians, NASA’s public clapback, and why Alex might secretly agree with her.
→ Keywords: Kim Kardashian moon landing, NASA response, moon hoax 2025, Kardashians conspiracy

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💰 LOGAN PAUL’S CRYPTOZOO LAWSUIT DISMISSED
Remember Coffeezilla’s massive exposé? Two years later — Logan Paul just won in court.
A federal judge dismissed the CryptoZoo class-action lawsuit, saying plaintiffs couldn’t prove Logan caused their losses. We unpack what this means for NFTs, Coffeezilla, and influencer crypto scams.
→ Keywords: Logan Paul CryptoZoo, Coffeezilla lawsuit, NFT scam, Logan Paul court case

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✈️ FBI DIRECTOR “CRASHOUT” SCANDAL
The FBI Director allegedly used a $60M private jet to watch his 26-year-old girlfriend sing at a wrestling match — during a government shutdown.
Now he’s raging online, FBI insiders are being fired, and Twitter’s having a field day. We dive into what really happened and whether he actually broke any rules.
→ Keywords: FBI director Kash Patel, FBI jet scandal, Alexis Wilkins, government jet controversy

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📱 AUSTRALIA’S FIRST “SOCIAL MEDIA REFUGEES”
A viral influencer family is leaving Australia before the new law banning under-16s from social media kicks in.
We’re talking TikTok, Instagram, YouTube — gone. We look at the world-first policy, why they’re moving to the UK, and how this could reshape the future of the internet.
→ Keywords: Australia social media ban, TikTok under 16 ban, social media refugees, online safety laws

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🔞 P**NHUB TRAFFIC DOWN 77% IN THE UK
Since the new Online Safety Act, P***hub’s UK traffic has plummeted 77%.
But VPN sign-ups? Up over 1,400%. Coincidence? We think not.
→ Keywords: P***hub UK ban, UK VPN surge, online safety act, digital ID UK

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💀 MICHAEL JACKSON STILL EARNING $100M A YEAR
Even in death, Michael Jackson tops Forbes’ list as the highest-earning late celebrity — pulling in $105M this year alone.
We talk about how artists keep making money after death, and why the King of Pop’s legacy is still bankable in 2025.
→ Keywords: Michael Jackson earnings, Forbes dead celebrities list, music rights Sony, MJ estate

00:00 – INTRODUCING
00:56 – DEPARTMENT OF WAR IN NIGERIA?
04:02 – KRASH PATEL
06:53 – KIM K VS NASA
10:32 – LOGAN IS CLEARED
11:43 – SOCIAL MEDIA REFUGEES
15:17 – CORN TUB DECLINE
19:13 – SUPER WEIRD THING TO MONITOR