Something BIG Is Brewing In USA…

THIS WEEK ON NEWSSSDADDYYYY!!🍿🥤

**📉 Is MrBeast falling off!?**

Jimmy actually apologised after fans noticed he’s gone nearly a year without smashing 200M views, with some saying the videos are “too optimised for retention,” *too loud,* *too explosive,* and others arguing it’s impossible to excel at everything equally!

**🚨 White House block-range shooting — Afghan immigration halted**

A 29-year-old Afghan national allegedly ambushed two guardsmen near the White House, triggering a terrorism probe by the FBI, deployment of 500 more guards, and an immediate halt on Afghan immigration — *with a twist from intel saying the suspect once worked with US entities before the plot-armor glitch.*

**🔥 Hong Kong high-rises engulfed — the bamboo scaffolding debate explodes**

A blaze spread through 7 of 8 towers at Wang Fuk Court after bamboo mesh allegedly ignited, leaving 55 dead and 300 missing, with contractors arrested for negligence — now everyone’s debating if tradition is heritage or just highly-flammable nostalgia.

**⚖️ Aussie teens go to High Court — challenging the social media ban**

Two 15-year-olds are suing Australia’s under-16 social media ban, backed by a campaign group claiming it violates constitutional political communication rights — yeah, the kids are *not* taking this one lying down.

**🏖️ “Mafia squatters” take over a 92-room Tenerife hotel — eviction timer set**

Over 200 squatters occupied every suite at Callao Surf Hotel, rented out rooms like they own the DLC, ran up €6000/month in bills for the actual owners to pay, and now have 30 days to leave after a court-ordered eviction — *festive rave cancelled pending removal.*

### **RAPID-FIRE NEWS ⚡**

Netflix is dropping a four-part Sean Combs: The Reckoning next week, and if you can’t feel the sinister *lore-based motivation* already forming, you’re watching the wrong timeline.

Stranger Things Season 5 crashed Netflix for 5 minutes on launch night — the site came back faster than most of us mentally processed that the finale is *actually* here.

Paramount confirmed Rush Hour 4 is happening after a US president apparently requested the sequel, officially launching the era where geopolitics and comedy franchises share the same script consultant.

00:00 – Introducing
00:49 – MR BEAST FALL OFF?
03:13 – NATIONAL GUARD SITUATION
06:35 – HONG KONG FIRES
09:04 – AUSTRALIA FIGHTS BACK
11:22 – SQUATTERS TAKE OVER RESORT
13:33 – CASTLE FOR SALE
15:28 – GOOD BYE WHIPPINGS
16:21 – KINDA RAPIDE FIRE NEWS.