So…the 2026 World Cup Might Be Cooked.

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**50 CENT VS DIDDY: THE PETTIEST BEEF IN HOLLYWOOD**

We’re kicking off with the wildest chapter yet in the Diddy saga. 50 Cent’s Netflix documentary has overtaken Stranger Things and is now topping charts in dozens of countries… and he is LOVING it. We’ll talk about his victory-lap interviews, why he allegedly did them knowing Diddy would be watching from Fort Dix prison, how he even got access to Diddy’s “private” footage, and why those flowers Diddy supposedly sent have people whispering about *funeral* symbolism and alleged hits. This 50 Cent vs Diddy documentary beef is getting DARK.

**NETFLIX’S $82.7B POWER MOVE – LEGACY HOLLYWOOD IS OVER?**

Netflix just agreed an $82.7 billion deal to acquire Warner Bros’ film, TV and streaming business – including HBO. We break down what this actually means: Harry Potter, DC, The Dark Knight, Friends, Game of Thrones and more all under the Netflix empire, plus a combined subscriber base that could make them basically untouchable in the streaming wars. Is this the end of legacy media and the final confirmation that cinema’s golden age has been replaced by an all-streaming future?

**IRAN HIJAB MARATHON PROTEST – WOMEN RUNNING AGAINST GENDER APARTHEID**

In Iran’s Kish marathon, women showed up and ran with their hair out despite strict hijab laws – and now the regime is cracking down. We talk about the organisers being arrested, how the authorities are using drones and apps to enforce dress codes, and why journalists are calling this “gender apartheid in real time.” Women are literally jogging as an act of resistance, and the state is treating hair and running as a national security threat.

**THE “WORST WORLD CUP DRAW” OF ALL TIME**

The draw for the biggest World Cup in history – hosted by the US, Canada and Mexico – somehow turned into a 2.5 hour fever dream. We’ll get into cringe moments from celebrity hosts, random performances, Shaq and Kevin Hart plugging Netflix specials, and FIFA randomly inventing a “peace prize” and giving it to Trump during a football event. Fans are calling it the most bloated, painful World Cup draw ever. Are we worried for 2026 or will North America actually cook?

**REAL-LIFE MRS DOUBTFIRE PENSION SCAM FROM HELL**

Italian police just busted a man accused of dressing up as his dead mother for **years** to keep cashing her pension. We break down the surveillance footage, the wig and makeup disguise, the deep voice that gave him away, and the absolutely grim discovery police made when they searched his home – including his mother’s mummified body hidden in the laundry room. What starts as a goofy “Mrs Doubtfire” meme quickly turns into a full-on horror story.

**CHERNOBYL SHIELD DAMAGED – RADIATION FEARS RETURN**

Finally, we talk about the drone strike that reportedly damaged the New Safe Confinement shield over Chernobyl. We’ll explain what the original sarcophagus was, why the steel arch was supposed to safely contain radiation for 100 years, and what it means now that the IAEA says it has “lost its primary safety functions.” From potential radioactive dust leaks to the reminder that Chernobyl will stay dangerous for tens of thousands of years… humans really cooked that part of the planet forever

00:00 – Introducing
00:59 – 50 COOKS DIDDY
05:52 – THE NETFLIX MONOPOLY
09:21 – IRAN MARATHON
10:41 – THE WORLD CUP (FT. KEVIN HART)
14:45 – IT GETS WORSE.
19:03 – CHERNOBYL 2.0