CREEPY AF! Inside Epstein’s House & I’m LEAVING The UK Because Of This…

**LEAVING THE UK? ONLINE SAFETY ACT JUST HIT MY NEWS CONTENT**

One of my TikToks got **restricted for “local law”** in the UK — even though **TikTok didn’t remove it** anywhere else. It fell under the **UK Online Safety Act** (meant to protect kids) but it nuked a **straight news report** about a parasailing groping incident (no nudity, no touching shown). If this keeps escalating, I’m seriously **leaving the UK**. Is this protecting minors or throttling the **free flow of news** for everyone? *VPN nation loading…*

**ZARA ADS BANNED FOR “UNHEALTHILY THIN” MODELS**

The **ASA** forced **Zara** to pull two ads over “protruding collarbones” and “out-of-proportion” limbs — despite medical sign-off that the models were healthy. **M&S** and **Next** got slapped recently too. But are there **any** ASA bans for “unhealthily overweight”? (Snag says they get 100+ complaints a day, still up.) Fair call or double standard?

**TEXAS MILLIONAIRE KILLED BY CAPE BUFFALO (TROPHY HUNTING DEBATE)**

A 52-year-old American hunter died after a **Cape buffalo** hit **35 mph** and gored him in **South Africa**. Internet split: some celebrate “the hunter got hunted,” others say **no death should be celebrated** and argue **trophy fees fund conservation** and anti-poaching. Where do you land on the **trophy hunting** debate?

**FRENCH FARMERS VS. SQUATTERS: MANURE EDITION**

In **Le Syndicat, France**, farmers, fed up with a 500-person camp, **sprayed manure** over the field (and some squatters) with tractors. Viral clip → **court ordered eviction in 24 hours**. Brutal… effective… both?

**EU TO SCAN YOUR PRIVATE MESSAGES (CHAT CONTROL)**

WhatsApp, Signal, Telegram — the EU proposal would **scan every message, photo, and video** *before encryption*. Supporters say it fights **CSAM**; critics say it **kills end-to-end encryption** (“like the Post Office reading your letters before sealing”). Reports say a **majority of EU states** now back it. Necessary safety or privacy overreach?

**OBJECTS ON THE COURT: WNBA’S RUBBER AIRSTRIKES**

For the **fourth time in a week**, bright plastic… *“objects”*… have been thrown during **WNBA** games. Arrests, bans, league warnings — and players calling it **“disrespectful and immature.”** This reportedly started as a **crypto meme-coin protest**. Please stop making the refs pick up that.

**LUIGI MANGIONE BIOPIC BUZZ: DAVE FRANCO + JAMES PATTERSON**

**James Patterson** (with **Vicky Ward**) is writing a book on the case: *“American Dream Gone Wrong.”* Meanwhile **Dave Franco** says he’s **open** to playing Luigi if a biopic happens. If that movie drops, I’m coming out of review retirement.

**INSIDE EPSTEIN’S NYC TOWNHOUSE (NEW PHOTOS + LETTERS)**

A first look inside the seven-story Upper East Side home: photos with **Clinton, Trump, MBS**, a **signed $1 bill from Bill Gates** (“I was wrong!”), **taxidermy tiger**, **cameras above the bed**, a **Lolita** first edition on display, a “massage room,” **prosthetic eyeballs** lining the hall, and guest letters comparing dinners to **Dracula’s castle**. The vibe was… not subtle. **Release the files.**

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00:00 – You did it…. you really did it.
01:02 – Why Dylan is leaving the UK.
04:50 – Add regulators be Regulating
06:28 – Hunter meets his match
08:16 – SPRAY-VICTION
09:40 – Read 1984 by George Orwell 🙂
11:22 – Mil-dough at the WNBA
13:29 – Luigi movie
14:44 – RELEASE THE FILES.