Epstein Is Becoming A Business…

Ohhhh THIS WEEK!🍿

🇯🇵🇺🇸 TRUMP + JAPAN “BEST FRIEND” MOMENT
Japan’s Prime Minister Sanae Takaichi just visited the White House… and things got unexpectedly wholesome 😭

She greeted Trump with a HUG (never seen before), called him her “best buddy”, praised Barron… and even dropped a MAGA-style line he loved.

Some people think it’s genuine chemistry… others think it’s elite-level diplomatic flattery.

Either way — $50 BILLION investment, defense deals, and stronger ties came out of it.

🤔 EPSTEIN… WHAT IS GOING ON??
Something weird is happening online with Jeffrey Epstein…

Random people with his name or who look like him are going viral and becoming mini-celebrities.

One guy literally built a comedy career off having the same name… another is now known as “Palm Beach Pete” 😭

It’s turned into this strange internet meme… which raises the question — is this just dark humour… or have we gone too far?

🎥 REPORTER NEARLY HIT BY MISSILE
A British journalist filming in Lebanon was seconds away from being hit by an Israeli strike — and it was all caught on camera.

You can literally hear the missile coming in before it hits behind him…

He claims it was deliberate. Israel says warnings were issued.

So yeah… right now it’s a case of who you believe.

🇫🇷 STRAVA BLUNDER LEAKS WARSHIP
This might be the most embarrassing military mistake this week 😭

A French sailor accidentally revealed the location of a nuclear aircraft carrier… by posting his RUN on Strava.

Yes… GPS tracked… publicly shared… during a war.

Not ideal.

🕷️ SPIDER-MAN BREAKS RECORDS
The new Spider-Man movie hasn’t even dropped yet… and it’s already made history.

The trailer pulled 718 MILLION views in 24 hours — the most viral movie trailer ever.

It even beat GTA 6’s trailer… which is insane.

💔 CHUCK NORRIS
Some really sad news this week…

Chuck Norris has passed away after being hospitalised following a medical emergency.

A true legend… and honestly one of the most iconic figures the internet has ever seen.

🇰🇵 KIM JONG UN + DAUGHTER
Kim Jong Un is back — this time riding a tank with his daughter beside him.

And with how often she’s appearing lately… a lot of people think she’s being prepared as the next leader.

📆 TODAY IN HISTORY
On this day — March 21 — Alcatraz prison officially shut down after 29 years of operation.

00:00 – Introducing
00:29 – USA & JAPAN MEETING
06:07 – THE JEFFER EFFECT
12:27 – RT ANCHOR ALMOST HIT
15:09 – RT LEAKS
16:55 – ITS F’KEN SPIDERMON!!
18:38 – CHUCK NORRIS
21:41 – NEW SEGMENT!