Nothing About This Week Makes Sense…

OHHHH SINCE WE LAST SPOKE… we’ve got TWELVE stories to get through and honestly it’s chaos 😭

🇦🇺 AUSTRALIA SKY TURNS RED
This looked like the apocalypse 😳 The skies in Western Australia turned BLOOD RED due to a cyclone kicking up iron-rich dust, and Cyclone Narelle even made history hitting multiple regions for the first time in over 20 years.

💥 IRAN WAR ESCALATES AGAIN
This war just keeps getting worse… Yemen’s Houthis have now entered the conflict launching missiles at Israel, raising fears of disruption to global shipping routes. At the same time, reports suggest the US could be preparing for ground operations while Trump talks about taking Iran’s oil and targeting key locations like Kharg Island. Meanwhile inside Iran, people are entering their FIFTH week without internet.

🚌 FREE PUBLIC TRANSPORT (FUEL CRISIS EFFECTS)
Fuel prices are getting so bad that parts of Australia have made public transport completely FREE, with Victoria and Tasmania letting people travel without paying to ease the pressure.

🇺🇸 “NO KINGS” PROTESTS
Huge anti-Trump protests took place across the US with thousands of demonstrations and millions reportedly attending. This was the THIRD “No Kings” rally and easily the most chaotic yet, with people turning up in full meme costumes 😭

🍫 $12M KITKAT HEIST
Yes… this is real. Over 12 tons of KitKat chocolate was stolen in Italy including an entire truck of limited edition bars. Nestlé even joked the thieves “took the break message too literally” 😭 Chocolate black market?? Apparently that’s a thing now.

🐑 WORLD’S MOST COMFORTABLE HOODIE
After 3 years… it’s finally here 😭 We’ve launched our brand and the Cloud Hoodie, genuinely the most comfortable hoodie we’ve ever worn. Limited drop this Saturday if you want to try get one.

🤼 FOX REPORTER GETS SUPLEXED
In one of the craziest live TV moments, a Fox News reporter got fully suplexed while covering wrestling 😭 She got straight back up like nothing happened.

🚔 STREAMER ARRESTED
Influencer Clavicular has been arrested in Florida over battery charges after allegedly instigating a fight and posting it online. He’s out on bail but still facing charges.

⚖️ WORST JUDGE EVER?
A judge went viral after absolutely grilling an IT guy who wasn’t even on trial 😭 Bro was just trying to fix Zoom and got cooked.

📆 TODAY IN HISTORY
Reagan was shot in an assassination attempt and survived by inches, Batman made his first appearance (and yeah… he used guns back then 😳), and Napoleon’s rule collapsed after defeat in Paris.

Let me know what you think in the comments 👇 Which story is the craziest this week??

Stop the yappin’ and let’s get crackin’ 🐑

00:00 – INTRODUCING ON TIME
00:58 – RED SKIES
02:19 – IRAN WAR UPDATE
08:20 – FREE TRANSPORT?
09:10 – NO KINGS
11:05 – KITKAT HEIST
12:48 – THE UC DROP.
14:22 – super-perplexed 16:03 – Someone commits a crime.
17:12 – INJUSTICE
18:32 – TODAY IN HISTORY