Something Big Is About to Hit…

SINCE WE LAST SPOKE!! 🍿🥤

TRUMPs NEW GREENLAND DEAL

Trump says the U.S. and Greenland have “formed the framework” of a long-term deal after meeting NATO’s Secretary General — and he’s now **backing off tariffs** on European countries that opposed the whole Greenland takeover situation. The details aren’t fully clear yet, but the big rumor is the U.S. could get **sovereignty over specific zones** (especially where military bases are), plus expanded base access and possibly **mineral rights / mining access** without Denmark’s permission. Critics are calling it **TACO (Trump Always Chickens Out)**… supporters are calling it **art of the deal**. So was this a masterclass… or a backpedal?

TRUMP’S WILD DAVOS / WORLD ECONOMIC FORUM APPEARANCE

Trump pulled up to Davos and did what he always does: **say the quiet part loud**. He roasted Europe, confused **Iceland vs Greenland**, and the whole event had moments that felt like a political fever dream — including a reported **evacuation** after a fire/strange odor near the venue. Also: the Gavin Newsom vs Trump beef flared up again, Newsom got blocked from speaking… then unblocked… then went viral anyway. Normal WEF stuff.

TRUMP CREATES HIS OWN “UNITED NATIONS”? — THE BOARD OF PEACE

This might be the biggest “wait what?” of the week. Trump announced a new international body called the **“Board of Peace”** and described it as one of the most consequential organizations ever created. It’s reportedly classified as an **international organization** (same category as major global bodies), focused on stability/governance in conflict regions — and Trump appointed **himself** as the first chair. There’s also reportedly a **$1 BILLION membership fee**, and major Western allies like France/Germany/UK are reportedly not signing on. Some say it undermines the UN. Others say the UN is useless and this is Trump building something “stronger.” Either way… this is huge.

TIKTOK SOLD (MAJORITY U.S. OWNERSHIP)… THEN THEY UPDATED PRIVACY

TikTok reportedly signed over **majority ownership** to a U.S.-based group — and the same day, they updated their privacy policy with changes people are side-eyeing hard. According to reporting, updates include: **precise location tracking**, new tracking around **AI interactions**, and expanded ad operations so your TikTok data could potentially help target ads **beyond the app**. If you’re in the U.S., I wanna hear from you: has anything felt different on TikTok this week?

AFCON DRAMA: MOROCCO ACCUSES SENEGAL OF “MAGIC”

Yes, this is real. A Moroccan politician suggested Senegal used **sorcery** to win the AFCON final after a chaotic match, a controversial penalty, players storming off the pitch, and Senegal winning in extra time. We’ve gone from “the ref was paid” to “spiritual warfare in the changing room.” 2026 football is going to be unhinged.

HISTORIC WINTER STORM: STATES OF EMERGENCY + LIFE-THREATENING COLD

A massive winter storm is putting **16 U.S. states** under emergency declarations, with warnings about **hypothermia and frostbite** and insane footage of people panic-buying. Some forecasters are even warning conditions could be dangerous **inside homes**. The National Weather Service is basically saying “take this seriously,” and Trump says he’s been briefed. Stay safe — this one looks nasty.

LEAKed MEMO: ICE ENTERING HOMES WITHOUT A JUDICIAL WARRANT

A leaked memo reportedly tells ICE agents they may **forcibly enter homes** of people with **final removal orders** using administrative warrants — without needing a **judge-signed judicial warrant** like past procedures typically required. Critics say it’s unconstitutional and violates the **Fourth Amendment**. ICE argues it’s legal because these individuals already went through immigration proceedings. Either way, it’s a major flashpoint — especially with protests demanding ICE leave certain cities.

IRAN: “GENOCIDE UNDER DIGITAL DARKNESS”?

A horrifying question is being raised after reports claim **tens of thousands may have been killed** amid protest crackdowns — with wildly different death toll estimates depending on the source. Some reporting describes mass casualties under internet shutdowns, with doctors communicating through Starlink and claims that many victims are under 30, including children and pregnant women. Iran’s government puts the toll far lower — but with communications restricted, verification is extremely difficult. The regime is now claiming protests have been crushed. The world is trying to figure out what’s real… in the middle of a blackout.

00:00 – Introducing
01:54 – Trumps Greenland deal
05:36 – ‘vorld ecenomic vorckum’ drama
09:25 – Trumps own UN?
12:50 – Tiktok sold and now US owned
14:34 – MORE VOODOO?
16:39 – Crazy Russian storms hit the US?
19:06 – ICE UPDATE
20:50 – IRAN UPDATE
23:14 – Canada tour