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TPUSA WITHOUT CHARLIE KIRK… GOT WEIRD FAST
Turning Point USA just held their first major conference since Charlie Kirk’s death, and the whole thing was… surreal. JD Vance took the stage saying you “don’t have to apologize for being white anymore,” and the internet immediately lit up. But the moment that went the most viral? Nicki Minaj showing up as a surprise guest and somehow accidentally calling JD Vance an “assassin” on stage… and the awkwardness after that was honestly even worse than the word itself.

EPSTEIN FILES UPDATE: NEW PHOTOS, HUGE REDACTIONS, AND A BIG QUESTION
This week a new batch of Epstein-related material dropped — featuring names like Michael Jackson, Chris Tucker, Bill Clinton (again), Mick Jagger and more.

THE “NICKELODEON CURSE” RETURNS? CHILD STAR SEEN HOMELESS
A viral video shows former Nickelodeon actor Tylor Chase (Ned’s Declassified) reportedly living on the streets in LA — and it’s sparked the usual debate: is this Hollywood chewing people up and spitting them out, or is it about personal responsibility and mental health support systems failing? His mother has spoken about bipolar disorder, meds, and why money wasn’t the solution. Either way… it’s grim.

CHRISTMAS CAME EARLY FOR THE HATERS: JAKE PAUL + ANDREW TATE LOSE
Two days, two massive Ls: Jake Paul loses to Anthony Joshua (and ends up in hospital with a broken jaw), and Andrew Tate loses to Chase DeMoor — and the memes have been ruthless. Jake’s doing motivational captions while people dunk on him, and Tate’s trying to spin it as “better to try and fail,” but you KNOW he’s fuming

AI’S DIRTY SECRET: HOW MUCH WATER DID AI USE IN 2025?!
AI boomed this year, but it’s also thirsty as hell. A study claims AI used anywhere from 312.5B to 764.6B litres of water (cooling + electricity generation), plus insane emissions comparisons. Yes, AI can help fight climate problems… but the environmental cost of “brain-rot slop” is getting hard to ignore.

ELON MUSK HITS $700 BILLION NET WORTH
Elon Musk becomes the first person to reach $700B, after Tesla stock jumped and a court ruling restored a huge pay package. We are speedrunning towards a trillionaire and I don’t like how normal that sounds.

UKRAINE WAR VISUAL: A CITY COVERED IN FIBRE-OPTIC DRONE CABLES
A city in Ukraine is blanketed in fibre-optic cables — each one linked to a drone flown into battle. Because with a physical cable connection, drones can’t be jammed the same way. It’s one of the most haunting “modern warfare” visuals you’ll see.

ROBOTS AS BACKUP DANCERS IN CHINA
A singer used Unitree humanoid robots as backup dancers and the internet… loved it? Somehow robots doing choreography gets praise while AI ads get roasted. If this video hits 40k likes I’ll attempt to buy one again (and yes, last time was humiliating).

SPEED DOES AFRICA: 20 COUNTRIES IN 28 DAYS
And the moment I’ve been waiting for: Speed is officially doing an Africa tour — 20 countries in 28 days starting December 29th. This is guaranteed chaos and I’m 100% covering it.

00:00 – Introducing
00:53 – Turning Point USA
05:40 – Epstein update
09:52 – The Nickelodeon curse
11:48 – Jake Paul and Tate Fight memes
14:23 – Grunch Sicario
16:56 – AI THIRSTY
18:15 – TRIL-ELON MUSk
19:16 – A city of wire
20:39 – Unitree
21:59 – Spee-AAAHHHHHHHHH
22:25 – MERRY CHRISTMAS EMPIRE PEASANTS!