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THIS WEEK ON NEWSDADDY!!

🚨 LUIGI MANGIONE PRISON BREAK ATTEMPT
An attempted prison break that sounds more like a sitcom than a crime thriller. A man allegedly tried to free Luigi by pretending to be an FBI agent, waving around “judge-signed” paperwork, and carrying a pizza cutter and BBQ fork in his bag. Yes, seriously. Now he’s facing real prison time himself. You genuinely can’t make this up.

🌍 US “ABDUCTION” DRAMA IN SCOTLAND
Major controversy after two men connected to a seized Russian-flagged tanker disappeared from Scottish jurisdiction and ended up in US custody. Scottish officials were furious, calling it a violation of sovereignty, while the US says the arrests were lawful. International law, military involvement, and late-night emails… this one feels like a political thriller.

🤖 KHABY LAME’S $1B AI DEAL
Khaby Lame reportedly sold his business, likeness, and digital rights in a near-billion-dollar deal. But the wild part? It includes Face ID, Voice ID, and behavioral data to build an AI version of him for 24/7 content and e-commerce. Are creators about to become products? Is AI Khaby about to flood your feed? The future of influencer AI just got very real.

💰 META DOUBLING DOWN ON AI
Meta plans to pour $135 BILLION into AI infrastructure. That’s more than they spent in the past several years combined. Big tech is going all-in on artificial intelligence, automation, and smaller teams doing bigger work. Cool for efficiency… but what does that mean for jobs?

🔐 GOVERNMENT DOCS UPLOADED TO CHATGPT
Reports claim a senior US cybersecurity official uploaded sensitive government documents into a public AI system, triggering internal security warnings. If true, it raises huge questions about how governments are handling AI tools behind the scenes.

🧪 REAL-LIFE BREAKING BAD IN THE UK
An 80-year-old lottery winner used his millions to fund a massive counterfeit drug operation worth hundreds of millions. Fake diazepam, firearms, and a full underground network. The judge called it one of the largest operations of its kind ever uncovered. Walter White energy… but with a pension.

🔥 CELEBRITIES CALLING FOR “REVOLUTION”
Tensions in the US are so high that some A-list figures are openly talking about revolution and civil unrest in response to immigration crackdowns and political divisions. Is this justified concern or adding fuel to the fire?

🩺 PANCREATIC CANCER BREAKTHROUGH
Ending on some hope: Spanish scientists managed to fully eradicate the most common form of pancreatic cancer in mice using three low-toxicity drugs. Pancreatic cancer has one of the lowest survival rates, so this is a huge scientific milestone. Human trials are still ahead, but it’s a promising step.

00:00 – Introducing
00:52 – PRISON BREAK
03:45 – SCOTTLAND FURIOUS
05:56 – ONE BILLION?!
08:30 – META AI
10:18 – FUUUUUUUU
11:54 – REAL LIFE BREAKING BAD
14:19 – REVOLUTION?
15:39 – HAPPY NEWS