USA Accidentally Invade Mexico, Speed Makes HISTORY & JD Vance Prison Time

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**U.S. “ACCIDENTALLY” INVADES MEXICO?**

A set of U.S. Defense Department signs were mistakenly placed *inside Mexico*, declaring a Mexican beach “DoD property” and warning locals they could be detained. Six signs in total — removed by the Mexican Navy. The Pentagon blamed shifting water levels for confusing the border… all on the same day Trump said he’d be “okay” bombing cartels in Mexico. The Mexican government is now officially investigating the incident.

**MISS UNIVERSE CHAOS**

Mexico’s Fatima Bosch won Miss Universe — but this year’s pageant was a disaster. Contestants walked out, a former winner made racist remarks, Miss Israel got death threats, Miss Jamaica was stretchered off stage, two judges quit claiming the competition was rigged, and social media is calling for a boycott. One of the messiest Miss Universe finales in history.

**THE “ADOLF HITLER” ELECTION + THE OTHER JD VANCE**

A Namibian politician *literally* named Adolf Hitler is projected to win another election this month — totally unrelated to the moustache guy. Meanwhile, a Michigan man named JD Vance was sentenced to two years in prison for threatening Vice President JD Vance on social media. The alias didn’t save him — Secret Service tracked him instantly.

**NORTH KOREA’S INTIMIDATION FAILS**

North Korea refused to shake hands with Japan at the U17 World Cup in a bizarre intimidation stunt… and still lost on penalties. Meanwhile, Japan earned global praise for giving Mexico a wholesome farewell after they were knocked out — in Spanish. North Korea took an L on every front.

**SOUTH AFRICA’S NATIONAL SHUTDOWN**

Tens of thousands protested across South Africa after gender-based violence was officially declared a national disaster. With femicide rates 5–6 times the global average, activists say it’s long overdue. Whether this leads to real change is still unclear — but global attention is finally here.

**SPEED WINS STREAMER OF THE YEAR**

Some good news: IShowSpeed finally won Streamer of the Year at the 2025 Esports Awards. He streamed in 50 countries, toured the U.S. for 35 days non-stop, filmed his own show, broke a world record, and ended the year with 46 million subs. Easily one of the wildest runs in streaming history.

00:00 – INTRODUCING
00:47 – US INVADES MEXICO?
02:26 – MISS UNIVERSE CHAOS
04:55 – HITLER ELECTION?
06:23 – JD VANCE VS JD VANCE?
07:41 – NORTH KOREA KARMA
08:45 – GMAIL AI SCAMS
11:08 – SOUTH AFRICA SHUTDOWN
13:04 – ISHOW SPEED GLAZE AND COMMUNITY VOTE WITH ALEX