MrBeast Says He’s “Broke”, Kai Cenat Quits & Trump Phone a Scam?!

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MRBEAST “BROKE” — EVEN THOUGH HE’S WORTH BILLIONS?!

MrBeast is allegedly worth $2.6B on paper, Beast Industries is valued around $5B, and yet he’s out here saying he has “negative money” and is literally borrowing cash (even from his mom) because he reinvests everything into the business and videos. Is this just extreme reinvestment… or the weirdest “I’m broke” flex of all time?

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U.S. DISGUISED A BOMBER AS A CIVILIAN PLANE… WAR CRIME?

A New York Times report claims the U.S. may have used aircraft disguised like a civilian plane in strikes on Venezuelan boats — and if that involved intentional deception, it could fall under “perfidy” (a serious no-no under the Geneva Conventions). The key issue: intent and proof. The White House says strikes were lawful — but the allegations are wild.

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KAI CENAT “I QUIT” — IS HE DONE WITH STREAMING?

Kai Cenat posted a video titled “I QUIT”, and people instantly panicked… but the twist is he’s more talking about quitting overthinking and stepping back from the streaming grind. He hasn’t streamed in months, he’s pushing a clothing brand (Vivet), and he’s been in Italy learning how to make clothes. Is this a full pivot era?

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THE MYSTERIOUS 140-YEAR LONG YOUTUBE VIDEO

A channel called ShinyWR uploaded a YouTube video claiming to be 140 YEARS LONG (1.23 million hours). But when you click it, it only plays around 12 hours. Blank screen. Question mark title. Millions of views. Even a “Short” that’s 6 HOURS long. What is this… a glitch, an experiment, or the funniest YouTube loophole ever?

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TRUMP’S GOLD “T1 PHONE” — SCAM OR JUST DELAYED?

The Trump Organisation has been taking deposits for a $500 gold Trump phone (T1) and launched Trump Mobile… but the phone release keeps sliding into the future like it’s the GTA 6 of smartphones. Reports say hundreds of thousands of people might’ve placed deposits. Is it just hard to build a cheap phone in the U.S., or is this turning into a mess?

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UK MAKES AI DEEPFAKE “INTIMATE IMAGES” ILLEGAL

The UK is moving hard on the AI deepfake / non-consensual image problem — making it a crime not just to share, but even to create or attempt to create non-consensual intimate images using any AI tools. After the Grok “bikini” chaos, the government basically said: paywalls aren’t protection.

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IRAN CURRENCY COLLAPSES + NEW TRUMP TARIFF THREAT

Quick Iran updates: reports claim the rial has collapsed (massive devaluation), making international exchange even harder and intensifying pressure inside the country. On top of that, Trump reportedly said any country doing business with Iran could face a 25% tariff, and he’s still not ruling out escalation.

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CHINA’S #1 PAID APP IS CALLED “ARE YOU DEAD?”

China’s top paid app right now is literally called “Are You Dead?” — designed for people living alone. Every two days it asks you to confirm you’re alive, and if you don’t, it alerts your emergency contact. Useful? Terrifying? Both?? It also charted in the U.S. too. The fact this is #1 is… dark.
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SERIAL KILLER ELEPHANT IN INDIA

This sounds fake but it isn’t: a rogue male elephant in Jharkhand, India has reportedly killed 22 people in 10 days. Authorities are trying to track and tranquilize it — attempts have reportedly failed. If “revenge arc” was an animal… it might be this guy.

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BIG PERSONAL ANNOUNCEMENT

And for the big Monday tease… it’s official: Alex and I are meeting for the first time this week. He’s claiming he’s “awkward on camera” so be nice in the comments… then immediately violate him with love.