It Was Only A Matter Of Time… (SPECIAL EPISODE)

ON TODAYS SPECIAL EPISODE!! 🍿🥤

“SECRET WEAPON” — HAVANA SYNDROME JUST GOT WAY MORE REAL

For years, Havana Syndrome was treated like a conspiracy topic… and now 60 Minutes + CBS are dropping a massive investigation suggesting there may be real evidence of a portable device linked to the attacks. Around 1,500 U.S. diplomats and government personnel have reported symptoms since 2016 — headaches, dizziness, memory issues, ear pain — with some cases so severe people had to leave their jobs. The report claims a backpack-sized device emitting pulsed radio-frequency energy may be involved, with alleged Russian-origin components, and DHS reportedly obtained a device in 2024 using major Pentagon funding. The U.S. hasn’t formally blamed a foreign government — and Russia denies it — but this is the strongest “this might actually be a thing” moment yet.

VITALY: WHAT HAPPENED TO HIM?!

Streamer Vitaly Zdorovetskiy is reportedly being released and deported to Russia after months locked up in the Philippines following controversial streams. The allegations range from harassment and disturbing the peace to a reported attempt to kiss a security guard and even trying to seize a firearm. The jail conditions described sound brutal — shared cells, heat, bad food — and Vitaly looks completely different. This one’s a lesson in “don’t play main character in another country.”

FLORIDA’S 50% ONLYFANS “SIN TAX”

A Florida Republican candidate is pushing a plan to tax 50% of income earned via OF — calling it a “sin tax” and saying it would fund teacher pay and school lunches. He even called out Sophie Rain by name. Sophie fired back: she already pays big taxes, and stacking another 50% would be insane. Is this real policy… or clout-farming where politicians and creators both win from the attention?

ICE DETAINS NATIVE AMERICANS… WHERE ARE YOU SENDING THEM?

Tribal leaders say ICE detained Native Americans in Minneapolis — and the irony is off the charts. Tribal leadership argues enrolled members are U.S. citizens and “categorically outside immigration jurisdiction.” Details are still unclear on why the detentions happened, but the story is sparking serious anger — especially with mentions of Fort Snelling and its history.

U.S. NEGATIVE NET MIGRATION FOR FIRST TIME IN 50 YEARS

For the first time in half a century, the U.S. may be seeing negative net migration — meaning more people are leaving than moving in. A report cited estimates ranging from -10,000 to -295,000, and suggests it may continue into 2026. Supporters say it opens opportunities for American workers; critics say it could weaken parts of the economy. And on top of that, the U.S. is reportedly pausing immigrant visa processing for 75 countries (immigrant visas — not tourist/student).

“BANNED FROM THE UK” — CONSERVATIVE INFLUENCER CLAIMS SHE’S BLOCKED

A Dutch right-wing influencer claims the UK has barred her entry because her presence is “not conducive to the public good,” and she suggests it’s tied to her criticism of Keir Starmer. The details matter here (and whether a visa route still exists), but it’s already igniting a free speech firestorm online.

GREENLAND ESCALATION: NATO TROOPS + HUGE PRICE TAG RUMORS

Multiple NATO countries are deploying personnel to Greenland for joint exercises with Denmark — with talk of recon teams and new consulates in Nuuk. It’s happening as Greenland tensions keep building, and prediction markets are even floating numbers bigger than Denmark’s GDP. If this timeline gets any weirder, I’m logging off.

BRO HAD 100 HUMAN SKELETONS IN HIS HOUSE

This story is straight-up nightmare fuel: a Pennsylvania man was arrested after authorities allegedly found 100+ human remains — skulls, bones, and even mummified hands/feet — plus claims of grave robberies and selling remains online. Hundreds of charges reported. Families now have to be told their relatives’ remains may have been stolen. Genuinely one of the most disturbing things I’ve seen in a while.