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🇺🇸 TRUMP LEAVES INSTRUCTIONS IN CASE HE’S ASSASSINATED
Trump has been talking about his own potential assassination a strange number of times this week, saying he’s “No. 1 on the kill list for Iran” and that he “might be gone.” We break down the instructions he says he’s left, the WSJ report on a fresh Iranian plot, why the Air Force One plane was reportedly switched for security, and the subpoenas handed to New York Times journalists over an alleged leak, all as the US and Iran flare up again.
🕊️ SENATOR LINDSEY GRAHAM DIES
Unexpected news out of Washington. One of America’s most influential foreign policy voices, Senator Lindsey Graham, died after a brief and sudden illness, just a day after visiting Zelensky in Ukraine with no reported health concerns. We cover the Russia sanctions bill he’d just had a breakthrough on, the Israel-Saudi normalization push he was planning, and the preliminary cause of death. Plus Mitch McConnell resurfacing to confirm he’s alive after weeks of silence.
⚽ BAFANA BAFANA PLAYER DIES AT 25
The week’s tragic news didn’t stop there. South Africa midfielder Jayden Adams was found dead less than two weeks after playing at the World Cup, aged just 25. We cover the tribute paid before the Norway-England quarter final, the loss of his grandmother days earlier, and the death of Jurassic Park actor Sam Neill at 78.
🥊 THE CONOR McGREGOR DISASTER: IS HE DONE?
Everyone’s saying McGregor scammed the UFC after his disastrous return. Five years out, huge hype, and he injures his knee in the opening seconds attempting a wild flying kick, ending the fight in 69 seconds. We get into the conspiracy theories that he was hurt beforehand, the videos people are pointing to, McGregor and Dana White’s denials, and the memes that came out of it.
✈️ BRITISH AIRWAYS AND NORWEGIAN AIR’S GENIUS BET
This is so good. British Airways and Norwegian Air made a bet that whoever lost the England-Norway quarter final had to change their Instagram profile picture to the other’s for a day. We cover the viral challenge, the collab reels their social teams made, and Norway actually honouring it after losing. A brilliant bit of marketing from both.
🏳️‍🌈 NO ONE WANTS THIS CRUISE SHIP
A controversial situation with Virgin Voyages’ Scarlet Lady, an LGBTQ+ cruise from Athens to Venice being denied entry at port after port. We cover Turkey turning it away days before arrival, Egypt then doing the same as a backup plan, why the company says it’s the first time in 36 years they’ve been told they can’t dock over who they are, and the changing political climate behind it.
⚡ RAPID FIRE
A packed round: scientists say men’s average testosterone has halved in 50 years and the possible reasons why; a devastating Bangkok pub fire that killed at least 30, the country’s deadliest in 17 years; Argentina reaching the semis without facing a single top-18 side and the 2-million-signature petition to kick them out; and reports Disney+ is exploring a free tier (there’s always a catch).
🇳🇴 NORWAY’S INSANE WELCOME HOME
After their historic World Cup run, Norway got escorted home by fighter jets and over 100,000 people gathered outside the Royal Palace in Oslo to do the Viking Row with the team. Plus the $750 whiskey raccoon Haaland got off the plane with, and the 500+ babies in Peru now reportedly named after him.

00:00 – Introducing
00:12 – Deaths.
08:10 – vlog mode
09:13 – connor McGregor
12:35 – Dylan is leaving News daddy
14:56 – world cup banter
18:00 – Cruis ship rejected
22:14 – Rapid fire newwwwwsss