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OHHHH SINCE WE LAST SPOKE…

🦠 HANTAVIRUS PANIC UPDATE
The WHO has now alerted 12 countries that passengers from the MV Hondius have returned home after the outbreak. But the key detail: confirmed cases are still limited, and the wider public risk remains low. A Dutch air hostess who sparked major panic after showing symptoms has tested negative. So yes, the Andes strain is serious… but a lot of TikTok is turning this into apocalypse content without actually understanding how the virus spreads.

🌊 MEXICO CITY IS SINKING
Mexico City is facing a brutal triple problem: it’s sinking, flooding, and running out of water at the same time. Some areas are dropping nearly an inch every month because groundwater is being pumped out faster than nature can replace it. Roads are cracking, buildings are tilting, and even the Angel of Independence monument has needed 14 extra steps added as the ground sinks beneath it.

⚽ REAL MADRID CRISIS
Real Madrid are having a nightmare week. Reports say Valverde and Tchouaméni were involved in an altercation that left Valverde with a traumatic brain injury, meaning he’ll miss El Clásico. On top of that, a petition calling for Mbappé to leave Real Madrid has reportedly exploded to nearly 50 million signatures. Madrid fans are NOT okay right now.

🇸🇬 SINGAPORE TO CANE SCHOOL BULLIES
Singapore is doubling down on corporal punishment, with schools being told to use caning in serious bullying cases from 2027. It will only apply to boys, and only in “appropriate” cases, but still… that’s a very different approach from most countries. Singapore said: bullying problem? Bring out the cane.

🏠 JAPAN’S 3D-PRINTED HOMES
Japan is turning to 3D-printed houses to tackle its construction crisis. With an ageing workforce and rising material costs, printed homes could be cheaper, faster, safer, and even earthquake resistant. One double-storey home was assembled in just 14 days. This could genuinely be the future of housing.

⛪ INCIDENTS AGAINST CHRISTIAN SYMBOLS
Another IDF soldier has been filmed desecrating a Christian statue in southern Lebanon, this time placing a cigarette in the mouth of a Virgin Mary statue. It follows previous incidents involving Christian imagery and an attack on a nun in Jerusalem. Israel says it has zero tolerance for religious hate crimes and investigations are underway.

🌊 SPEED STREAMS UNDERWATER
Speed has somehow levelled up again… by scuba diving while streaming and still talking to chat underwater. At this point, the only place left is space. Although Alex will definitely say that’s fake.

📆 TODAY IN HISTORY
🇿🇦 Nelson Mandela became president of South Africa (1994)
🇪🇺 The foundation of the European Union began (1950)
💊 The first birth control pill was approved (1960)
🤝 The England–Portugal alliance began (1386), still going over 600 years later

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00:00 – it begins…
01:15 – Virus
09:26 – bad city planning
11:55 – bad footballers
14:49 – bad times
19:29 – godzilla proof?
21:28 – speed glaze
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