We’ve officially hit the worst case scenario

SINCE WE LAST SPOKE! 🍿

💰 MRBEAST CHARITY RECORD BROKEN
A 23-year-old Polish YouTuber just smashed MrBeast’s charity record after streaming for 9 straight days and raising $70 MILLION for children with cancer. The campaign was inspired by 11-year-old leukemia patient Maja Mecan, and at its peak had 1.4 million people watching live. MrBeast responded perfectly: “Love when people use their platform for good.” W Poland.

🇺🇸 DAN BILZERIAN RUNNING FOR CONGRESS
Dan Bilzerian is trying to make a political comeback… and it is already chaos. The former Instagram king of cars, money and women is now running for Congress in Florida, with a campaign heavily focused on America First politics and anti-Israel messaging. Some of his past comments are already causing massive backlash… so yeah, this one is going exactly how you’d expect.

🏈 NIGERIAN NFL “FREAK OF NATURE”
A 21-year-old from a small village in Northern Nigeria has just been drafted into the NFL… despite never playing a single game of American football. The Philadelphia Eagles picked Uar Bernard because he’s 6’4, 306 pounds, insanely explosive, and somehow running like a wide receiver. What is in the jollof rice?!

🏃 GREATEST MARATHON EVER?
The London Marathon just made history. Kenya’s Sabastian Sawe became the first person to officially run a marathon in under 2 hours, while Ethiopia’s Yomif Kejelcha also went sub-2 and Uganda’s Jacob Kiplimo broke the old world record… and still came third. Tigst Assefa also broke the women’s world record. Absolutely ridiculous day for distance running.

🧠 CRISIS FATIGUE IS REAL
After the latest potential assassination attempt linked to Trump officials, the reaction online felt different. Not shock… more exhaustion. So many people are now reacting with “who cares,” “it’s staged,” or just tuning out completely. And that’s the danger: when everything feels fake, chaotic and impossible to follow, people stop paying attention. That’s exactly when paying attention matters most.

🛢️ OIL COMPANIES ARE COOKING US
While everyone is paying more for fuel, food, travel and basic life… major oil companies are raking it in. BP’s profits more than doubled during the war, and six of the biggest fossil fuel companies are reportedly on track to make almost $3,000 in profit every SECOND this year. Nice little reminder that crisis is expensive for us… and profitable for them.

🎬 MICHAEL JACKSON MOVIE REVIEW
The new Michael Jackson biopic is dividing critics and audiences HARD. Critics hate it, audiences are showing up in massive numbers, and it just broke the record for the biggest biopic opening weekend ever. It doesn’t cover the full picture of Michael’s life, but as a movie about talent, childhood, fame and leaning into what makes you different… NewsDaddy approved.

📆 TODAY IN HISTORY
🇮🇹 Mussolini executed (1945)
🥊 Muhammad Ali stripped of his WBA title (1967)
🎵 Apple launches iTunes (2003)

[00:00] – Introducting
[00:58] – MrBeast’s Charity Record Broken
[04:32] – Dan Bilzerian Running for Congress
[10:38] – Drafted into the NFL
[12:24] – London Marathon
[14:04] – Crisis Fatigue
[17:00] – Oil Company Profits
[18:44] – Dylans Movie Review
[22:38] – Today in History
[23:38] – Channel Update: Asia Tour