It Has Begun…

**SINCE WE LAST SPOKE…**

**🔥 NUCLEAR REACTOR ON THE MOON!**

The *second* space race is officially ON! Leaked NASA docs reveal a 2030 push to launch a lunar nuclear reactor—beating China & Russia’s 2035 timeline. Whoever sets up first gets to carve out a “keep-out zone” on the Moon. Will the U.S. really weaponize space? Or is this just about powering future Mars bases?

**🐜 CHINESE VIRUS LOCKDOWNS?**

Guangdong’s battling a sudden **Chikungunya outbreak** with 3,000 new cases in a week. China’s gone full COVID-mode: drones hunting stagnant water, mosquito-eating fish, city sprays—and home quarantines for travelers. But with a 95% mild-case discharge rate, is this overkill?

**🎬 WORST MOVIE EVER MADE!?**

Ice Cube’s new Amazon flick *War of the Worlds* just hit **0% on Rotten Tomatoes**—a rare cinematic abyss. From “10-year-old ChatGPT script” digs to trailers drowning in dislikes (and disabled comments), we’re diving into why critics and fans alike are calling this a train wreck.

**🦁 THIS ZOO WANTS YOUR PETS…**

Aalborg Zoo in Denmark invites you to *donate* unwanted chickens, rabbits—even mini horses—to feed its predators. They’ll be humanely euthanized to mimic the wild food chain. Natural process… or animal-lover nightmare?

**🚁 GROPED WHILE PARASAILING**

A British mom’s parasailing trip in Tunisia turned horrifying when her harnessed operator allegedly groped her mid-air. She’s pressed charges and the company’s investigating—because apparently, *nowhere* is safe.

**🎥 RUSSIAN TIKTOKKERS ARRESTED**

Two Russian teens lip-synched in front of a bombed oil depot—and got arrested for “glamorizing a Ukrainian strike.” They’ve even been forced to film public apologies. Free expression… or crossing the line?

**🌊 INDIA FLASH FLOODS**

Nightmare flash floods swallowed an entire Himalayan village after superheavy rains, burying homes under mud and rocks. With dozens missing and rescue teams racing against time, this is nature’s raw power on full display.

**📜 HILLARY CLINTON SUBPOENAED**

The U.S. House panel is now hauling Bill & Hillary before Congress over the Epstein-Maxwell saga. Will we finally get answers… or just another round of “I don’t recall”?

**💇‍♂️ PETITION TO SHAVE MY HEAD**

After I joked I’m a “supreme leader who listens,” the internet’s been begging for a bald transformation. Should I buzz it all off on camera? Let me know!

All that … **AND SO MUCH MORE!**

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00:00 – Introducing
01:05 – SPACE RACE 2
04:10 – CHINAS NEW VIRUS
06:39 – WORST MOVIE EVER?
08:27 – PETS FOR PREDATORS
09:45 – PREDATOR OF THE SKY
10:44 – RUSSIAN TIKTOK DETAINEES
12:04 – INDIA VILLAGE MUD SLIDE
12:59 – EPSTEIN UPDATE
13:51- WEAKNESS IN THE EMPIRE