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**CRAZY HEIST IN FRANCE — LOUVRE GETS ROBBED (REAL-LIFE MONEY HEIST)**

Yep — you heard right. THIEVES hit the LOUVRE in broad daylight, smashed cases in FOUR MINUTES, and walked off with EIGHT pieces of historic JEWELRY — think crowns, necklaces and brooches that once belonged to royalty. One brooch alone had 2,400+ DIAMONDS. How did they do it? Basket lifts, disc cutters, motorbikes, and absolute professionalism. Police say it’s the “THEFT OF THE DECADE” — catch them fast or the loot’s gone. KEYWORDS: LOUVRE ROBBERY, FRENCH HEIST, PRICeless JEWELRY, NAPOLEON BROOCH.

**INTERNET MELTDOWN — GLOBAL OUTAGE HITS MAJOR SITES**

Massive internet outage knocks out apps, banks, GOV SITES and games — blamed on a cloud provider outage (you know the usual three giants). Snapchat, gaming platforms, tax sites, crypto exchanges — some services down worldwide. Reminder: the internet runs on a few clouds. One outage, MASSIVE fallout. KEYWORDS: INTERNET OUTAGE, AWS OUTAGE, CLOUD OUTAGE, DOWNTIME.

**NO KINGS PROTEST — MILLIONS (OR A LOT) TAKE TO THE STREETS**

“NO KINGS” protests reportedly spanned all 50 states — organisers claim MILLIONS (some say 7M), cops and media argue on numbers, clips got mis-tagged, community notes flew, and the whole thing turned into a viral mess. Also: inflatables, choreographed dancing, and — of course — Trump posted an AI jet video dumping feces on protesters. Did it happen? Was it the biggest day of protests ever? It was massive, messy and unignorable. KEYWORDS: NO KINGS PROTEST, MASS PROTEST, TRUMP AI VIDEO.

**TRUMP ASSASSINATION SCARE? — SUSPICIOUS HUNTING STAND FOUND**

Secret Service finds a suspicious “hunting stand” with a line of sight to Air Force One exit — FBI now investigating. Items of interest recovered, timeline unclear, and questions flying: assassination attempt or birdwatcher’s folly? We put the pieces together (maps and receipts). KEYWORDS: SECRET SERVICE, FBI INVESTIGATION, TRUMP SECURITY.

**BEING RUDE TO CHATBOTS WORKS (SAYS SCIENCE)**

New study: “very rude” prompts edged out polite ones for accuracy in some tests — the idea is blunt = clear. Not gospel, but entertaining: tell ChatGPT to piss off and maybe it’ll answer better. Try it, but don’t blame me if it replies sassily. KEYWORDS: CHATGPT, AI PROMPTING, POLITE VS RUDE.

**SPACE DEBRIS HITS PLANE — PILOT INJURED**

A United flight reportedly got smacked at 36,000 ft — windshield damage, pilot injured, emergency landing. Possibilities: METEOR, space debris, drone, or windshield failure. FAA says odds are tiny — but this one wasn’t tiny enough. KEYWORDS: SPACE DEBRIS, AIRLINE INCIDENT, EMERGENCY LANDING.

**SPEED’S DREAM CAME TRUE — RONALDO FOLLOW = LEGIT FLEX**

IShowSpeed got followed by CRISTIANO RONALDO — Ronaldo follows only a few hundred accounts. Speed met him in Saudi, got drum lessons on the pitch, and posted the wholesome receipts. Big win for internet superstardom.

00:00 – Introducing
00:48 – The rest of the video