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**CHINA INFLUENCER LAW — CENSORSHIP OR COMMON SENSE?**

China now wants CREATORS who talk about FINANCE, MEDICINE, LAW, EDUCATION to show PROFESSIONAL QUALIFICATIONS — degrees, diplomas, sources and even flag when AI was used. Some call it an anti-MISINFORMATION move; others call it STATE CENSORSHIP. Big implications for CONTENT CREATION and PLATFORM RULES.

**WAR IN RIO — DRONES, BOMBS, AND A CITY “AT WAR”**

Rio exploded into full-blown operations as 2,500 police attacked the RED COMMAND cartels — armored vehicles, helicopters, and yes — gangs using DRONES and dropping EXPLOSIVES. 100+ DE*D, dozens arrested. This is the **** crackdown the city’s seen. Brutal.

**US NUKE TESTING — BACK TO THE NUCLEAR AGE?**

For the first time in 30+ years the US is RESTARTING NUCLEAR TESTS — a move framed as keeping pace with RUSSIA and CHINA after new weapons were tested. Big escalation vibes and huge geopolitical risk.

**ELON & CIVIL WAR TWEET — HOT TAKE OR DANGEROUS RANT?**

Elon warned “civil war is coming” after a stabbing in West London — he doubled down on chaos narratives and people lost their minds online. Take with a GIANT grain of salt, but the online reaction was incendiary.

**ISRAEL STRIKES GAZA — MASS CASUALTIES REPORTED**

Israel carried out a major strike claiming terror targets — Palestinian health authorities say many civilians killed, including dozens of children. Both sides claim they’re still committed to the ceasefire for now — but tensions are razor-thin. Horrifying developments.

**SUDAN — AL-FASHER FALLS, ATROCITIES REPORTED**

El Fasher fell to the RSF; reports of house-to-house e**cutions, s**ual violence and mass k**ngs flood social media. Hundreds — maybe thousands — dead, hospitals targeted, and a massive humanitarian catastrophe unfolding. This is one of the worst crises on earth right now.

**WORD OF THE YEAR — “67” (YES, A NUMBER)**

Dictionary.com crowned “67” as WORD OF THE YEAR — meaningless, ubiquitous, and brainrot incarnate. The era’s mood in one number.

**FASTER-THAN-BELIEF STORIES — Fasting for 9 years / Leucistic Lynx / Blue Chernobyl Dogs**

Apostle claims to have fasted 9 years (medical experts say no way); a rare LEUCISTIC IBERIAN LYNX sighted in Spain (historic); and Chernobyl dogs turning BLUE — science or chemical freakout? Wild week for the weird.

**PRINCE ANDREW — STRIPPED & EVICTED**

The King stripped Andrew of his title and kicked him out of the Royal Lodge after damning revelations. Royal scandal = international headlines.

**MUSIC: IS RAP DYING?**

For the first time in 35 years no rap songs in the Billboard HOT 100 Top 40. Rule changes and streaming shifts — is rap actually dying, or just in a weird cycle?

**RAPID FIRE — RADIOACTIVE TSUNAMIS & BILLIE EILISH**

– Russia tests a nuclear-powered torpedo that could cause RADIOACTIVE TSUNAMIS — terror tech.
– Billie Eilish calls on billionaires to GIVE IT AWAY — then donates $11.5M herself.

00:00 – Introducing
01:01 – Chinas new law….
06:13 – Rio de janiro
07:29 – US NUKES
09:12 – UK CIVIL WAR?
11:14 – GAZA ISRAEL WAR?
12:10 – SUDAN WAR
14:48 – UNIFIED HATE
16:17 – WORLD LEADER LEAKS
18:38 – A F**KIN LIAR
20:44 – RARE CATS
22:19 – BLUE DOGS
23:26 – EW
25:54 – RAP IS DYING
26:55 – CURSES
29:03 – RAPID FIRE NEWS