Trump Announces WHAT’S NEXT For America.. & Its Got People Shook!

TODAY ON NEWSDADDYYY!!

**TRUMP’S WILD WEEK (TARIFFS, PUTIN, DC CRACKDOWN, WEED RECLASSIFY?)**

Rapid-fire rundown: global **tariffs kick in**, Trump says he’ll **meet Putin in Alaska** to talk a Ukraine deal, floats a plan to **“beautify” DC** by moving the homeless *out of the capital* and deploying the **National Guard**, hints at **reclassifying cannabis** (Schedule I → III), moves presidential **portraits** out of public view, and invokes **Section 740** to **federalize DC’s police**. Busy is an understatement—would you back these moves or nah?

**THE MAN WHO “CAN’T DIE” (6 FUNERALS… 6 WAKE-UPS)**

Tanzanian man **Ismail Azizi** has reportedly been declared dead **six** times—and keeps waking up, including at the **morgue** and even mid-**funeral**. Snake bite, crashes, malaria… and a community convinced he’s supernatural. Final boss energy.

**THE NEW AMERICAN DREAM: INSTANT HOMES**

Gen Z and millennials are so done with the **housing crisis** that they’re eyeing **prefab “instant homes”**—yes, the kind sold on **Amazon** and **Walmart**. We break down why **tiny homes**, **off-grid cabins**, and **modular pods** are exploding (prices, supply squeeze, remote work vibes), and whether that’s depressing… or refreshingly practical.

**$10M LAWSUIT: “PEANUT THE SQUIRREL”**

After New York officers **seized and decapitated** a beloved pet squirrel to test for rabies (later **negative**), the owners are suing for **$10 million**. Justice for Peanut or overreach?

**JOURNALISTS KILLED IN GAZA / GLOBAL BACKLASH**

Five **Al Jazeera** journalists (including **Anas al-Sharif**) killed in an Israeli strike; Israel calls al-Sharif a Hamas operator—critics say the evidence isn’t there. This lands as Israel signals plans to **occupy Gaza City**, triggering **UN action** and international pushback (UK, Australia, China, Denmark, **Germany halting arms sales**). Stakes: high.

00:00 – Introducing
00:49 – TRUMP-DATES
05:56 – THE MAN WHO CANT SEEM TO DIE?
09:07 – THE AMERICAN DREAM GONE WRONG, KIND OF.
11:55 – ….FOR PEANUT.
14:48 – ISRAEL CALLED OUT
16:34 – INDIA VS DOGS
**INDIA TO ROUND UP DELHI’S STRAY DOGS**

India’s Supreme Court orders the capital to **remove strays**—with talk of **200 shelters** in **8 weeks**. Animal groups warn mass roundups can go very wrong. Humane fix or disaster waiting?

**LEGENDARY SAVE: MAN VS BEAR (FOR HIS DOG)**

A viral throwback, because it still bangs: a guy **body-checks a bear** out of his doorway to save his tiny dog. A few punctures, pup’s fine, internet crowns a hero.

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